Still not ginger!

Walk happy, walk proud.

You should always be happy. It doesn't matter how low you feel your life has become. No matter how many packs of uncooked ramen you've shoved down your gullet, no matter how many times the kids on XBox have judged you, no matter how often you fall flat on your face in kickball. Why?

Because you are not ginger.

Rejoice, friend! For you have a soul! Run merrily through the hallways, gallivant gleefully across the fields, and when you dance, you whip your hair back and forth. Your beautiful, not-ginger hair.

Smile large today, and bask in your own glorious superiority. Wear this shirt and scream to world with pride,

"I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND CHECKED AND I AM STILL NOT GINGER!"

Unless you are ginger. In which case: Go kick yourself you big ging. This shirt isn't for you! Of course, you could wear the shirt ironically. In which case... eh, fair play, ginger.

Shirts are premium quality pre-shrunk 100% cotton.

All shirts are hand screen printed to the highest possible quality.

Design measures 10" x 8" on orange.